A father and his son went to a cow show as he needed to buy some new cattle for his farm. While at the show, the son would watch intently as his father checked each cow from top to bottom, front to back, feeling the leg muscles, back and chest of each cow he was interested in.

Eventually the son said to his dad, "Dad, why do you always do that to every cow?" and the father answered, "Well son, I need to make sure the the cow is in good condition before I buy it".

So the son thought about this for a second, and very sadly said to his dad, "Dad, I think uncle Martin wants to buy Mom..."

LOL!

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started
swearing.'

The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When we
go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me,
ok?'

'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for
breakfast.

'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,
and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ' And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f...ing Coco Pops!'

ROFL
HS, you made my day

Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock.

'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition'.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck.
'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Well I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sipho answered.
'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.

'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'
This woke up Ndlovu in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,
'I TOLD you stealing the BMW was a bad idea. A Mazda would have been better.'
At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakeles' voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop said .... 'Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this R5000?!'




:woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo:

ONLY IN SA..!!

Got one for you Angel...

A woman decides to get married, but unlike South Africa, Japan is quite different... In China women buy their husbands at a husbandry shop.

One day a woman steps into the husbandry shop for the first time...
Can I help you Miss says the shop assitant, gleefully gesturing his hand toward her elbow. "Yes", she replies, "I am here to purchase a husband". "Very well", says the shop assistant, "we have husbands of varying qualities on each and every floor,remember the following rules:
1. To read the signs on each floor.
2. That once on a desired floor you are faced with two options A.
climb the stairs to the next level or B. Make your selection on the desired floor.
3. You may not return to the previous floor.
4. You may not change your husband for another when your choice has been made".

So the woman decides to agree on these rules and climbs the first flight of stairs...

On the first sign she reads...

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house. Based on what is written on the sign the woman decides that she will have better luck on the second floor...

The second sign reads....

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house and help with housework. Based on what is written on the sign the woman decides that she will have better luck on the next floor...

The third sign reads....

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house, help with housework, and have a job. Based on what is written on the sign the woman slowly starts to catch on and realises that there are men with better qualities and more so decides that she will go to the next floor...

The fourth sign reads...

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house,help with housework, have a job, and are great with children. Based on what was written like before the woman decides to ascend to the next floor...

The fifth sign reads...

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house,help with housework, have a job, are great with children, and are really good looking. Based on what was written the woman decides to try yet another door and slowly walks up till the next floor...

The sixth sign reads....

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house,help with housework, have a job, are great with children, are really good looking, and are great in the bedroom.The woman can't believe what she has saw, decides to try the next floor...

The seventh sign reads.....

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house,help with housework, have a job, are great with children, are really good looking,are great in the bedroom,and are hopeless romatics. Once again and furthermore she decides to try the next floor...

The eighth sign reads....

On this floor are men that can fix things around the house,help with housework, have a job, are great with children, are really good looking,are great in the bedroom,and are hopeless romatics, as well as really really sensitive! Really impressed as she had been by the prior four she decides to try the last floor...

The nineth sign reads.....

On this floor there are no men, rather this floor is simply a testimony to the fact that women are never ever satisfied with what they have!!!

Right back atcha

@Mr T

Good one Mr T, fortunately I am not from nor in Chine... lol, Hier in SA doen die vrouens anders... hehe

But this next one is for you Mr T.... Peace out...



Damn I love this game... lol :laugh: