Make sure there is a shallow water bowl available in the temp enclosure.
Although NEVER recommended, I would use a water spray gun and spray directly onto the spider. The droplets must be minute, almost mist like. Although the bristles will repel the water, it might also dilute/rinse the alcohol residue from its body. I would do this twice or three times, then let it be. Make sure there is a perch (rock) for it to climb onto should the substrate become to wet. (As I said, this is what I would do).
Now onto your wife. A good leisurely spanking will be required... (As I said, this is what I would do).
Most people are like clouds. The sun comes out when they f*ck off...