LMAO - I can just imagine!
My GF freaked the other night when one of my P. fasciata slings got out and chased her about 2m before coming to a stop on the floor. By this stage she was already standing on the bed begging me to catch it an put it away.
If I had to bring something this big in and pretend it was a genuine escapee I think she might just feint on the spot