Kids Are Quick TO THINK

TEACHER: Thandeka, go to the map and find North America
THANDEKA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: THANDEKA.

TEACHER: Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the
floor?
Rodney: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Nathi, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
NATHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
NATHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water?
HENDRICK: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
HENDRICK: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Thabiso, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
Thabiso: Me!

TEACHER: Mapula, why do you always get so dirty?
Mapula: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Dipuo, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
DIPUO: I is..
TEACHER: No, Dipuo..... Always say, 'I am.'
DIPUO: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Didier, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?

Didier: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Tebogo, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

TEBOGO: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Masilo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Masilo: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Thato, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
THATO: A teacher

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand.

Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think.

TH

Two guys sitting at the bar. One says "lawyers are poepols" !!
The guy next to him wacks him off his chair.
The first guy gets up with a bloody nose and apologises pefusely with "sorry man, didn't know you are a lawyer" !!
Second guy says "I'm not, I'm a poepol" !! :laugh:

Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially" and "reality?"
Dad: I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Patrice Motsepe for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: Yes, off course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
Dad turns to his eldest son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Eldest son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not even hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with two hookers and a m***ie!"

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