Try this one on for size girls

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....















"Clean my house."





(YOU GO, GIRL!)
:laugh: :laugh:

...are you genuinely that THICK??? Do you try hard to be that way ? ... ha ha - eish - hard rebuking!

So a koala was sitting quietly in a tree smoking a joint. Along cam a lizzard and asked him what he was doing. I'm smoking a joing, come up and have some, replied the koala.

After a few joints, the lizzard said he was going for a drink at the river. Trying to lap at the water, the lizzard fell into the river. A crocodile was watching this nearby, went across and helped the lizzard out of the river.

What were you trying to do? asked the crocodile. The lizzard explained that he had smoked a few joints with a koala in a tree nearby the river and that he was stoned and accidentally fell in the river.

the crocodile didn't believe him and so went to see this koala. As he got to the tree, the crocodile looked up and shouted to the koala - hey you ....

The koala replied: Faaaaaaaaaak dude, how much water did you drink!!!!!!?

What do you call a roman with hair stuck in between his teeth?

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Although hillarious Gregory... I think a bit far south for "consumption" by minors...