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A Joke A Day.
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15 years 5 months ago - 15 years 5 months ago #17659
by Angelique
The greatest treasures are not gold, nor jewels, nor works of art. They can't be held in your hands, they are held within your heart. For worldly things will fade away as seasons come and go. But the treasure of true friendship will never lose it's glo..
Replied by Angelique on topic Re:A Joke A Day.
TOO TRUE
9 WORDS WOMAN USE
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.>
(2) Five Minutes: *...*
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: 8-|
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: 3-|
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: >
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' :> - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever') .
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Whatever: (n) > >
Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: 8-| Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
9 WORDS WOMAN USE
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.>
(2) Five Minutes: *...*
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: 8-|
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: 3-|
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: >
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' :> - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever') .
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Whatever: (n) > >Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: 8-| Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
The greatest treasures are not gold, nor jewels, nor works of art. They can't be held in your hands, they are held within your heart. For worldly things will fade away as seasons come and go. But the treasure of true friendship will never lose it's glo..
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15 years 5 months ago #18115
by Fuzzy Bear
Most people are like clouds. The sun comes out when they f*ck off...
Replied by Fuzzy Bear on topic Re:A Joke A Day.
Woman leaves a note on the fridge for the housekeeper:
"USE LESS SOAP ON MY PANTIES"
She get's home that afternoon to find a note on the fridge:
"THEN USE MORE PAPER ON YOUR ARSE"
"USE LESS SOAP ON MY PANTIES"
She get's home that afternoon to find a note on the fridge:
"THEN USE MORE PAPER ON YOUR ARSE"
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