Bwahahahahahahahaha at all the above comments!!!! Freaken awesome and funny.

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Spunky wrote: That's easy. Just buy her stuff (alternatively, give her your creditcard, less hassle)

.. and give her wine and/or chocolate ... regurlarly ..

.. and don't forget to tell her how pretty she is...
.. and wash the dishes ...
.. and clean the house ...
.. and fix that damn cupboard she's been moaning about for the last 2 months....
.. and cook for her (NO braai is NOT cooking)
.. and take care of the kids for a change
.. and buy her the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" ... buy the trilogy while you're at it ....
.. book her a spa treatment (don't forget to include her mom and/or friends in the package)

IF you have any money left after the above, you MIGHT have a chance of getting more T's

Hang on... you want me to treat her like a princess and then buy her books on domination/submission?

Screw the books, I'll give her the real thing. :eyepoke:

Splurge wrote:
Am i the only one that's wondering what kind of a husband Spunky has? lol.

Or at least what's expected of him Mwhahahaha.

I have a wonderful husband. He lets me buy as many Tarantulas as I want :happy: :angel:

Neitzchie wrote:
Hang on... you want me to treat her like a princess and then buy her books on domination/submission?

Screw the books, I'll give her the real thing. :eyepoke:

Well done on knowing 50% what the books are about!

But no.. there is a love story behind it somewhere... I hope... otherwise I'd be reading 2000 pages of soft porn.... I'm still halfway through book 1.... :huh:

Spunky wrote:

Neitzchie wrote:
Hang on... you want me to treat her like a princess and then buy her books on domination/submission?

Screw the books, I'll give her the real thing. :eyepoke:

Well done on knowing 50% what the books are about!

But no.. there is a love story behind it somewhere... I hope... otherwise I'd be reading 2000 pages of soft porn.... I'm still halfway through book 1.... :huh:

Have you read the The Story of O? Much better than 50 shades of grey I have been told.

I may read 50 shades sometime I suppose. But then I would rather re-read The Story of O, I haven't read it since I was a kid.

Loving the responses!!!

:laugh: I have used the "these were freebies, I only bought this one" a few times already, so its off the cards. I get the everytime I so much as mention a species I want. Been working on explaining male:female ratios in slings to her in an attempt to show I need more slings to ensure I get some females, but its not working as planned just yet.

@Marius, you have obviously been working on that list for awhile! going to be trying some out.

@Spunky, I think I will leave your tips as a last resort for now, but I'm pretty sure it will work like a bomb!!! except maybe for the spa treatment and book about domination. lol