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13 years 11 months ago #57807 by Salome

Spunky wrote: That's easy. Just buy her stuff (alternatively, give her your creditcard, less hassle)

.. and give her wine and/or chocolate ... regurlarly ..

.. and don't forget to tell her how pretty she is...
.. and wash the dishes ...
.. and clean the house ...
.. and fix that damn cupboard she's been moaning about for the last 2 months....
.. and cook for her (NO braai is NOT cooking)
.. and take care of the kids for a change
.. and buy her the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" ... buy the trilogy while your'e at it ....
.. book her a spa treatment (don't forget to include her mom and/or friends in the package)

IF you have any money left after the above, you MIGHT have a chance of getting more T's ;)


I'd second 9 of the 10 things on Spunky's list :silly:

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13 years 11 months ago #57808 by Frozt

Spunky wrote: That's easy. Just buy her stuff (alternatively, give her your creditcard, less hassle)

.. and give her wine and/or chocolate ... regurlarly ..

.. and don't forget to tell her how pretty she is...
.. and wash the dishes ...
.. and clean the house ...
.. and fix that damn cupboard she's been moaning about for the last 2 months....
.. and cook for her (NO braai is NOT cooking)
.. and take care of the kids for a change
.. and buy her the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" ... buy the trilogy while you're at it ....
.. book her a spa treatment (don't forget to include her mom and/or friends in the package)

IF you have any money left after the above, you MIGHT have a chance of getting more T's ;)


Thats why the fights starts because I don't buy her stuff :swaet:

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13 years 11 months ago #57809 by Marius
Best thing to do is get her to convince you that you need more T's.

Or

Failing this, stick to species with long, unpronounceable scientific names. Or ones with similar names, like C. fasciatum, P fasciata and C. fimbriatus.

Or

No, that's not a new pokie. It just molted, and now it is blue. : )

I'm not impossible. I'm being improbable.

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13 years 11 months ago #57810 by Frozt

Marius wrote:
No, that's not a new pokie. It just molted, and now it is blue. : )


That can work :laugh:

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13 years 11 months ago #57811 by Auret
Its rather simple to be honest. I have a few methods but in the end, she will always get something out of it.

1. Tell her you won it in a competition on the website or facebook (This has worked once so far)
2. Tell her you buying only a little cheap one for R50 cause its on special, if she agrees then buy 3-4 and tell her you got given the other 2 for free cause its the 2nd time you've bought from the seller and he has too many to sell.
3. Tell her you organised a breeding loan for someone and you getting your slings. Don't think she'll know the difference in names :D
4. Buy one and hide it at the back so she doesn't notice it and the next time she says you can buy one just use one of the above :D

These have worked for me, my wife is convinced i've spent +-R1000 on tarantulas but its closer to R2500 so far :D

Also on a side note, whatever i buy and she says yes, she tends to get new curtains or random crap and i have to pay for it :(

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13 years 11 months ago #57812 by Auret

Spunky wrote: That's easy. Just buy her stuff (alternatively, give her your creditcard, less hassle)

.. and give her wine and/or chocolate ... regurlarly ..

.. and don't forget to tell her how pretty she is...
.. and wash the dishes ...
.. and clean the house ...
.. and fix that damn cupboard she's been moaning about for the last 2 months....
.. and cook for her (NO braai is NOT cooking)
.. and take care of the kids for a change
.. and buy her the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" ... buy the trilogy while you're at it ....
.. book her a spa treatment (don't forget to include her mom and/or friends in the package)

IF you have any money left after the above, you MIGHT have a chance of getting more T's ;)


Am i the only one that's wondering what kind of a husband Spunky has? lol.

Or at least what's expected of him :D Mwhahahaha.

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