I know there is a lot of discussion about the speed limits, but this..............


3 Roadside workers,

1 Pole,

1 Road sign,

Speed limit Priceless …………………



Too slow for me, I'd rather walk.

Affirmative action:

SCIENCE
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding
traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the British".
One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South
Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely f--k all (aziko). Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years
ago, Africa had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa!

Sorry guys, I know things need to be in English, but this is the joke thread, give me some 'freedom' And it is Friday

Die man sit langs 'n blond op die vliegtuig.
Kan ek 'n bietjie met jou gesels?" vra hy.
"Waaroor?" vra sy.
"Wat van........kernkrag?" se hy.
"Sê my eers," sê sy, "weet jy hoekom is 'n bokdrol rond en hard en Beesmis is plat en slap, maar altwee die diere vreet Gras?"
Nee, ek weet nie" se hy!

"PRESIES!!!" sê sy, "Jy kan nie eers oor k@k praat nie, maar nou wil Jy met my oor kernkrag praat!"

Hopefully a laugh for the T Breeders out there

THE T BREEDERS PRAYER

Our Tarantulas
Who art in enclosures
Regardless of thy name
Fertilile be thy males
Fertilised be thy females
In your enclosures, as it is in the wild.
Give us any day a healthy sac
As we have given you much care and attention
Many healthy slings will be a just reward
Which will lead us not in to depression
But that we can deliver via speed services
For mine is the female
And the male
Forever

Ramen. (Japanese noodle soup)

Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED HARTEBEES