Since you all onto stats, at least this stat is true.

"Life", it is a sexually transmitted disease, with a 100% percent mortality rate. :laugh:

A man walks into a book store and asks:
'Have you got the self help book for men with small penis's?'

The woman at the till replies: 'its not in yet',
'YES thats the one!' replies the customer

An elderly man called Jim Laing is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Classic Cerat. I just loved this response.

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666 wrote:
I can not say many words here because I am not strong on English, sorry.

Ceratogyrus wrote:
Don't worry about it.
Your English are being better than 75% of the English people on the site.

According to this I have a strong mind, but maybe it is just so screwed up that this makes sense….. Looks like some of the posts on the forum, if it is english...

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:


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This massage serves to prove how our minds can do amazing things! Impressive things in the
the beginning it was hard but now, on this line your mind is reading it automatically with out
even thinking about it, be proud! Only certain people can read this.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...