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A Joke A Day.


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14 years 10 months ago #34403 by Rohan Young
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54.33778% of all statistics are incorrect...

Arboreals Rule

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14 years 10 months ago #34404 by Henry
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I'm going to be completely honest with you, I lie 100% of the time. Am I telling the truth of telling a lie?

"God said it, we believe it, that settles it!!!"

This is why we should never take anything as the final result and set fact, but always be open to possibilities...this is where the adventure of discovery and connection between reality and the fantasy world lie.~ "Henry Howard Jnr"...

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14 years 10 months ago #34405 by Schalk du Plessis
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Afrikaans joke, sorry for the english members.

Dis oorlog en 'n man en sy vrou hardloop uit.
Vrou skree "my valstanne is nog daar binne!!"
Man skree "bogger die tanne, hulle gooi bomme nie toebroodjies nie!!!!"

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14 years 10 months ago #34407 by nicholas wade
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lol if i could understand the joke if would probebly make me laugh so il laugh for you any way lol lol hahahah
lol il get some one to trance it to me

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14 years 10 months ago #34408 by nicholas wade
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JOKE


a blond a redhead and a dark haird jump of the top of a
10 story building who hits the bottom last ???

the blond because she stops and asked for directions.


lol lol lol

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14 years 10 months ago #34411 by Schalk du Plessis
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nick wade wrote: lol if i could understand the joke if would probebly make me laugh so il laugh for you any way lol lol hahahah
lol il get some one to trance it to me


I'll try to translate for you. But it might work better in afrikaans. Here goes:

It is war time and the old married couple runs from their home.
The wife yells: "Wait! I forgot my dentures"
The husband replies: "Forget about your teeth, they are dropping bombs, not sandwiches"

:D

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