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15 years 9 months ago #10331 by Tristan
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This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind.



Dear Lions Bay School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to f*** off.

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Sincerely,

Edna


LOL! :silly:

"When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it."
Carl Edward Sagan (November 9, 1934 – December 20, 1996) - Rest in peace :)

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15 years 9 months ago #10422 by frootie
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Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the
girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you
can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate
how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on
the mirror.

There are teachers.... and then there are educators

porter sur cet horizon

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15 years 9 months ago #10450 by Cenotaph
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Chile miners - amazing picture

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15 years 9 months ago - 15 years 9 months ago #10729 by Juan-pierre
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Only in SA




“It’s about the passion for the hobby, the pride and the reward in successfully caring and observing these misunderstood, amazing and fascinating creatures that has always had a magical and mythical influence on people” Hannes-Jungle Pets
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15 years 9 months ago #10730 by Liam
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The early bird gets the worm... but the early worm gets eaten by a bird.

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15 years 9 months ago #10804 by Swipe
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When my day get me under i browse this site for some cheering up.

David Thorne's Site.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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