A biker goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss. The doctor asks him to describe the symptoms.

The biker replies, "Homer is a fat bastard who likes doughnuts and Marge is a skinny bird with weird hair."

Sipho's Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...... "Umfaan "! ....... he started with sad tears running down his weathered cheeks ,

"When I was a pikanine, my mother could send me down to the shop , the one near the bus stop, with one rand........ and I come back with bag of potatoes, two loaves bread, three bottles of milk, a big piece of cheese, one packet of tea, and six sometimes eight eggs "!

....."Issh ! ........ You can not do that no more now..... Hoooow !!! Too many security cameras."

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It's been a rough year, but I made it alive...

Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

Little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

Johnny said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.