Jannie was afwesig by die skool en die juffrou vra

hom waar hy gister was.

Jannie: "My oupa het gebrand juffrou."

Juffrou: "Ek is baie jammer om te hoor. Is dit ernstig?"

Jannie: "Juffrou, by die krematorium vat hulle nie k*k nie!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment......

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying..

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!

Snaaks hoe pa en seuns soms verskil.
Vat nou byvoorbeeld vir Julius Malema en sy pa.
Julius het in matriek n F vir houtwerk gekry.
Sy pa is so goeie carpenter, hy't met 1 spyker 'n d**s gemaak...

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

I heard that 110% of people over exaggerate when stating facts

And the intelligent blondes believe it...